"Who's bad?"

"I have a cunning plan!"

"Resistance is futile! You will be amused!"

"Pull my finger!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO KILL YOU!!!"

"I will teach you all to mock me!"

"He who laughs last, Laughs best!"

"Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!"

"A zathroth priest, a druid and a paladin walk into a bar ...Ha Ha!"

"Doh!"

"Zathroth made me do it!"

"And now for something completely different!"

"You think this is funny now?"

"Are we having fun yet?"

"Did I do that?"

10% chance — cave rat